RFK Jr. Advocates Beef Tallow Use in Home Birth Tubs
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has advocated for using beef tallow in home birth tubs, citing its anti-inflammatory properties and high smoke point. He claims women have historically given birth in rendered animal fat and that beef tallow lubricates the birth canal while providing infants with triglycerides to prevent autism.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled"Despite what the perpetrators of the medical-industrial complex would like you to believe, women have been giving birth in rendered animal fat for millennia"
"beef tallow lubricates the birth canal while slathering the infant in all the triglycerides the newborn will need to stave off autism"
"Touting the substance's anti-inflammatory properties and high smoke point"
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