RFK Jr. Claims Leaving Babies in Hot Cars Helps Sweat Out Toxins
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RFK Jr. claims that leaving babies in hot cars helps them sweat out toxins, criticizing mainstream medical professionals for ignoring the purported health benefits while exaggerating the dangers.
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· 3 pulledRoll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your baby will have all the toxins flushed from its system
Doctors love to tell you
being left in a hot car could 'help babies sweat out toxins'
WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car could “help babies sweat out toxins.” “Roll up the windows,
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