RFK Jr. Claims He Will Reveal Autism Causes Next Month
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Summary
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a known vaccine skeptic and Secretary of Health and Human Services, announced at a Trump cabinet meeting that he will reveal the 'cause(s)' of autism spectrum disorder next month. He claimed his agency has found 'certain interventions' that are 'clearly almost certainly causing autism' and will release a report with these findings. This announcement comes despite decades of scientific research that has not identified a single cause for autism.
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is apparently about to solve a mystery that countless doctors and researchers have failed to crack
the Secretary of Health and Human Services and longtime vaccine skeptic teased that he will reveal the cause(s) of autism spectrum disorder next month
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