Satirical piece mocks poor quality of frozen blackberries as Americans ironically demand more flavorless fruit
By
The Onion Staff
A respectable bake. You'd come back tomorrow for another.
Summary
A satirical article from The Onion-style publication about Americans ironically begging frozen fruit companies to continue producing giant, flavorless blackberries that are icy, bitter, and crumble apart. The piece humorously critiques the poor quality of frozen fruit products through exaggerated consumer enthusiasm for tasteless berries.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledIf you can keep making bags of ice-caked blackberries with no taste whatsoever, we'll take everything you got
If we get
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