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Satirical Article Mocks Tex-Mex Fusion Restaurant Opening in Amarillo

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The Onion Staff

21d ago· 1 min readen

Summary

A satirical article about the grand opening of a fusion restaurant in Amarillo, Texas, that combines Texan and Mexican cuisines. Local customers express mock astonishment at the seemingly obvious combination of flavors, treating Tex-Mex cuisine as if it were a groundbreaking culinary innovation.

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The OnionSatirical Article Mocks Tex-Mex Fusion Restaurant Opening in Amarillotheonion.com

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"It sounds kind of gimmicky, but somehow the flavors work together," said local resident Harrison Peters, who was surprised the sharp, herby flavors of northern Mexico and the beefy, cheesy decadence of southern Texas worked together on the same plate.
"I'd never dream of dipping tortilla chips i..."
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AMARILLO, TX—Expressing astonishment over the unorthodox combination of the two distinct cuisines, local customers described the remarkable culinary innovation they experienced Thursday at the grand opening of a daring new fusion restaurant that mixes Tex

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