California Voters Approve Measure to Redesign Cartoon Character Garfield
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Summary
California voters have approved a ballot measure to redraw the cartoon character Garfield, with Governor Gavin Newsom stating it's a response to Texas Republicans' actions and aims to reflect the character design sensibilities of the Founding Fathers. The measure passed with 60% of the vote and involves altering Garfield's eyes, limb proportions, and fur coloration.
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California Gov. Gavin Newsom, adding that the proposition to drastically alter Garfield's eyes, limb proportions, and fur coloration was a direct retaliation against Texas Republicans' ongoing actions
Californians overwhelmingly approved a ballot measure this week to redraw the cartoon character Garfield
Passing the Democrat-backed initiative with a resounding 60% of the vote
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