Frustrated Mets Fan Jokingly Demands Perfect 162-0 Season
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The Onion Staff
Summary
A satirical article about a frustrated Mets fan, Paul Sutera, who jokingly demands that the team win every single game (162-0) in a season as the bare minimum reward for the fanbase's loyalty. The piece humorously captures the exaggerated, exasperated tone of a diehard sports fan venting about their team's perennial underperformance.
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· 3 pulledAll I was asking for was one fucking season where they win every single game they play.
I'm not sure if it's a coaching problem or mostly the players' fault, but would it kill these goddamn deadbeats to go 162-0 once in their fucking lives?
Asserting that it was the least the franchise could do to reward the loyal fanbase that had stuck with the team through so many ups and downs.
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