San Francisco Giants' Disappointing Season Draws Sharp Criticism
By
Ray Ratto
Hand-rolled, kettle-boiled, baked to perfection. Worth every minute at the bakery.
Summary
A sarcastic, critical opinion piece about the San Francisco Giants' poor performance and lackluster season, comparing them unfavorably to other struggling MLB teams and using hyperbolic, humorous language to describe their failures on the field.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledWhich brings us to those imps of inertia, those superstars of shutout losses, those exemplars of Hey, We're Not Even The Rockies: the San Francisco Giants.
We have shared with you the ongoing travails of such baseball meh factories as the Mets, Phillies, Angels, Red Sox, and Nationals
there's a lot more suck out there than the average pair of lungs can be expected to navigate.
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