Philadelphia sports teams continue their tradition of losing, says satirical piece
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Ray Ratto
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Summary
The article discusses Philadelphia sports teams' pattern of losing, particularly focusing on the Phillies' brief period of watchable baseball and the end of playoff hopes for Philadelphia teams. Written in a satirical, humorous tone typical of Defector media, it mocks the city's sports misfortunes with self-deprecating humor.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledPlayoff season is over for the Children of Billy Penn
the giddiness of watching the Phillies beat the Colorado Rockies and extend their run of watchable baseball to two full weeks
Philadelphia Continues To Innovate In The Field Of Losing
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