Trump Reportedly Asks Intelligence Officials About God's Existence During Briefing
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
President Donald Trump reportedly interrupted a National Intelligence Council briefing to ask officials whether God is real, requesting photos and asking if contact has been made. The article describes Trump cutting off a security advisor mid-speech to pose the theological question, noting he had asked similar questions during his previous administration without receiving satisfactory answers.
Key quotes
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"So what do we know about Him? Are there any photos?" said a quizzical Trump.
"Let's just cut to the chase here: big guy in heaven. Is He real or not? And if so, have we made contact?"
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