Trump Jokes About Relaxing Getaway with Putin in Alaska
By
The Onion Staff
Has the shape of a bagel but none of the steam.
Summary
President Donald Trump expresses his anticipation for a relaxing meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Alaska, humorously referring to it as a getaway with a 'murderous dictator.' The article highlights Trump's exhaustion and his lighthearted take on the meeting.
Key quotes
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We can just be ou
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