Satirical Article Claims Trump Boasted About Pedophilia-Free Physical Exam
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A satirical article depicts President Donald Trump boasting that his annual physical examination found no signs of pedophilia, claiming he tested negative on various pedophilia tests and that doctors said they had never seen someone with so little pedophilia. The piece is clearly humorous/satirical in nature, using absurdity to mock the former president.
Key quotes
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The doctors said they'd never examined someone with so little pedophilia, and they know exactly what
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