Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic About Time Travel with Jeffrey Epstein
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Summary
President Donald Trump denies writing a 36-volume comic titled 'Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles' that depicts him and Jeffrey Epstein traveling through time in a sci-fi adventure. The comic was reportedly obtained by a House committee investigating Epstein and features the duo battling historical figures across different eras. Trump dismisses the comic as a 'total hoax' amid ongoing scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein.
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President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had written a 36-volume comic titled Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles
Obtained last month by the House committee investigating the late financier and child sex trafficker
the Time Pedophiles saga depicts Trump and Epstein journeying through various historical eras aboard Epstein's Chronolita Express time machine
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