Trump Criticizes European Leaders for Not Wearing Lederhosen at White House Meeting
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The Onion Staff
Sketches a bagel but doesn't bake it through.
Summary
President Donald Trump expressed anger during a meeting with European leaders, criticizing their attire for not including lederhosen and tiny feathered hats, which he deemed disrespectful. The incident occurred during a high-profile meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Key quotes
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