Satirical Piece: Smokey Bear Claims His Views On Wildfires Have Evolved
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The Onion Staff
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This is a satirical article from The Onion-style humor publication. The headline and content are fictional and humorous, featuring absurd premises like Smokey Bear evolving his views on wildfires, a tautology department re-releasing a report, and other comedic news snippets. The main piece satirizes the concept of public figures "evolving" their views on issues, using the iconic wildfire prevention mascot as the vehicle for the joke.
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· 3 pulledYou have to understand, when I was coming up in the '40s, these fires were talked about in an almost entirely negative context.
Admitting that his prior beliefs regarding conflagrations had been formed out of ignorance, longtime U.S. Forest Service icon Smokey Bear issued a statement Monday claiming that his views on wildfires had evolved.
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