Sen. Ted Cruz Working to Get Greek Vacation Refunded After Texas Floods
By
The Onion Staff
Good intentions, undercooked execution. The bake is missing.
Summary
Sen. Ted Cruz assures Texans he is working tirelessly to get the rest of his Greek vacation refunded amidst the aftermath of deadly floods in Texas.
Key quotes
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I have relentlessly fought the Four Seasons in Athens to refund the cost of his room after his
I have spent countless hours on the phone persuading Capital One to dispute the $1,000 charge for the private Santorini boat tour I had to miss.
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