Satirical Report: Trump's Diplomatic Talks with Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration Break Down
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The Onion Staff
A bagel that needed a few more minutes. And maybe a fact-check.
Summary
A satirical news piece reporting that diplomatic talks have broken down between President Donald Trump and a motion-activated ghost decoration. White House officials claim the animatronic apparition refused to cooperate and showed up dressed disrespectfully in tattered rags, leading to the breakdown in negotiations with what was described as a 'historic ally'.
Key quotes
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Trump immediately raised concerns when the plastic specter showed up to the White House dressed 'very disrespectfully' in filthy, tattered rags
In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down
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