Satirical Piece: George W. Bush Shouts at Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed in Suit
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The Onion Staff
A good honest bake. Not flashy, but you'll finish the whole bagel.
Summary
A satirical piece describing a fictional scenario where former President George W. Bush has an emotional outburst directed at the skeleton of former Vice President Dick Cheney, whom he addresses as 'Mother.' The article portrays Bush as distraught, accusing the skeleton of criticizing his paintings and treating him like a child, in a darkly humorous take on their political relationship.
Key quotes
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'I'm not your little boy anymore, Mother, so why must you constantly criticize me?'
accusing Cheney's remains of cruelly mocking his paintings as 'girlish' and 'unbecoming of a boy his age'
'Don't look at me that way, Mother! You always look at me that way'
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