Satirical Report: Kristi Noem Allegedly Appears Ominously in Background of '90 Day Fiancé' Episode
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
This satirical article reports that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem appears ominously in the background throughout an entire episode of the reality show '90 Day Fiancé.' According to viewers, Noem is described as 'looming,' 'standing ominously,' 'licking her lips,' and 'growing' in the background while couples navigate the K-1 visa process and green-card marriage decisions. The article presents this as a fictional, unnerving cameo that creates an unsettling atmosphere during the reality show's immigration-themed episode.
Key quotes
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"viewers reported Friday that the secretary of homeland security's cameo on the reality show as 'highly unnerving'"
"the DHS chief standing ominously, licking her lips, and growling just within view as couples navigate the K-1 visa process"
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