Satirical Profile of TikTok Star Addison Rae
By
The Onion Staff
Hard crust, hollow middle. Skim only.
Summary
A satirical artist profile of former TikTok star Addison Rae that humorously mocks celebrity culture and influencer personas through absurd biographical details, including her 'To Catch A Predator–pop' music genre, her dream job as 'Britney Spears' home health aide,' and her surprisingly low net worth of $23,000.
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Dream Job: Britney Spears' home health aide
Net Worth: $23,000
Is Madonna Mad At Her?: Not yet, but soon
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