Lewis Hamilton Questions Date's Repeated Characterization of Ex as 'Crazy'
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The Onion Staff
Tired, dry, slightly forgotten on the back of the tray.
Summary
Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton is on a date with a businesswoman who repeatedly describes her ex-boyfriend as 'crazy' and details his allegedly insane behavior, causing Hamilton to question whether this is a red flag in the relationship. He spends the evening nodding sympathetically while internally wondering how bad the ex could really be.
Key quotes
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She's going on and on about all this allegedly insane stuff he's said and done, but come on, how bad can the guy really be?
Hamilton, who witnesses described as spending most of the evening nodding sympathetically and repeating, 'Woah, dodged a bullet'
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