Satirical Interview: Former Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino Responds to Criticism in The Onion
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The Onion Staff
The kind of bagel you'd toss to the pigeons.
Summary
The Onion conducts a satirical interview with Gregory Bovino, former U.S. Border Patrol commander at large who was ousted from his position. The interview features provocative, darkly humorous responses from Bovino, including asking why critics don't speak English when called "Gestapo," proudly displaying a collection of children's backpacks on his wall, and clarifying that his coat is a Wehrmacht M42 Greatcoat rather than an SS coat.
Key quotes
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Bovino: The collection of children's backpacks mounted on my wall.
Bovino: It's not an SS coat. It's a Wehrmacht M42 Greatcoat
Gregory Bovino, who was responsible for immigration enforcement operations in Minnesota, has been ousted as the U.S. Border Patrol's 'commander at large.'
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