Satirical Fact-Check of Trump's Crime Claims
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article fact-checks President Donald Trump's claims about crime rates in Washington D.C., Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles, using a satirical tone to debunk exaggerated statements. It humorously addresses the veracity of each claim, such as the cost of coffee in Georgetown and the deployment of the National Guard.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledPartially true: Some places in Georgetown sell a cup of coffee for $9.
False: These cities are safe, vibrant cesspools.
False: The National Guard is being deployed to give Stephen Miller an erection.
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