Satirical Article: Neighbors Shocked by Couple's Wealthy Display of Having Live-In Children
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The Onion Staff
Pale and squishy. Not ruined, just not done.
Summary
A satirical article about a couple in Westfield, MA whose friends are shocked to discover they are wealthy enough to have their own live-in children. The neighbors express astonishment at the ostentatious display, noting that the children have their own private quarters on a separate floor and that the couple presents this as completely normal.
Key quotes
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"When you go over, the kids are"
"Saying they had never seen such an ostentatious display"
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