Satirical Article: Andrew Cuomo Subpoenas Gynecological Records of Women Who Didn’t Vote For Him
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The Onion Staff
11mo ago· 4 min readen
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Andrew Cuomo subpoenas gynecological records of women who didn’t vote for him, satirical article from The Onion.
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