Satirical Analysis: The Pros and Cons of a Hypothetical Third Trump Term
By
The Onion Staff
Sat out too long. The crust has gone leathery.
Summary
The article is a satirical piece from The Onion examining the hypothetical pros and cons of Donald Trump running for a third presidential term in 2028, despite the 22nd Amendment's prohibition. The humorous analysis lists absurd advantages like 'cheaper than putting him in a home' and disadvantages such as 'cost of printing up new constitutions' and 'unfairly blocks other 79-year-olds from job advancement.'
Key quotes
· 4 pulledNewly awakened coma patients will always know who the president is
Cheaper than putting him in a home
Cost of printing up new constitutions
Unfairly blocks other 79-year-olds from job advancement
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