Satirical Interview with Stephen Miller on Immigration Policies
By
The Onion Staff
You can taste the rush. The dough hadn't risen.
Summary
The Onion conducts a satirical interview with White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller, known for his hard-line immigration policies under President Trump. The interview features absurd, exaggerated responses from Miller that mock his actual policy positions, including one-word answers like "Erect" when asked about immigration policy approach, and heartbreak over immigrants "still breathing" when asked about deaths in ICE custody. The piece satirizes Miller's controversial stance on immigration and his role in implementing policies like the "zero tolerance" system and Muslim ban.
Key quotes
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Heartbroken over the thousands still breathing.
Have you ever met an actual immigrant? Of course. Many are still
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