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Satirical Analysis of Trump's NSPM-7 Directive on Domestic Terrorism

By

The Onion Staff

7mo ago· 1 min readen

Summary

This article is a satirical piece mocking President Trump's National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 (NSPM-7), which identified 'anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity' as common threads of domestic terrorism. The content uses a Q&A format to ridicule the directive, suggesting it will be studied in future history classes as part of the 'Rise of Fascism' unit and mocking the vague definitions and implementation plans.

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"anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity" were described as "common threads" of domestic terrorism
A key term for future AP U.S. History students in the "Rise of Fascism" unit
They can't tell you. That would ruin the surprise
He will create the organization, and then destroy it
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On Sept. 25, President Trump issued a directive called National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 in which “anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity” were described as “common threads” of domestic terrorism. Here is everything you need to

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