Satirical Account of Trump Sons Allegedly Attacking TV Over Negative Coverage
By
The Onion Staff
Pale and squishy. Not ruined, just not done.
Summary
A satirical piece describing Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reacting violently to negative media coverage of their father by physically attacking their television with various sports equipment including a baseball bat and Wiffle ball bat, while demanding an apology.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled"You think you can talk about our dad that way?"
"Hey Eric, this TV thinks it can say a bunch of real bad stuff about Dad and get away with it—let's show it who's boss"
"papology [sic], or else"
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