Man with No Experience Buys 20 Chickens Amid Rising Poultry Costs
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The Onion Staff
Half-baked but well-meaning. A passing snack.
Summary
A 43-year-old man, Jared Welty, with no prior experience in animal husbandry or agriculture, purchased 20 chickens, believing it was a responsible decision due to rising poultry costs. His reasoning, despite lacking expertise, highlights the humorous and impulsive nature of his decision.
Key quotes
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“Arguing that this was, in fact, the most responsible thing he could do given how expensive poultry products had become.”
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