Florida Dad Prefers 2005 Commercial Over Vast Media Archives
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The Onion Staff
Plain bagel done well. Pleasantly substantive.
Summary
A local dad in Hialeah, Florida, declares his favorite piece of media is a 2005 commercial, bypassing vast cultural archives to search for a specific ad featuring a talking horse and Jessica Alba while his family looks on indifferently.
Key quotes
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I'm not sure if it was a Super Bowl ad originally, but you guys have to see it if I can dig it up
Where the hell is it? I can't believe it
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