Man Binge-Watches Entire Planet of the Apes Series Without Recognizing Potential Depression Signs

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Despite ample opportunity for the troubling realization to occur to him in the long hours he spent staring at his laptop, sources reported Tuesday that local man Aaron Semple at no point recognized during his recent rewatching of every Planet Of The Apes film that he might, in fact, be depressed.

I thought it could be fun but also kind of a challenge to watch the whole series from start to finish

Semple, who reportedly failed to perceive the seriousness of his mood disorder even once as he binged the dystopian sci-fi franchise