The Onion Satirizes Hantavirus Outbreak on Luxury Cruise Ship

Summary

A satirical article from The Onion about a hantavirus outbreak on a luxury cruise ship. Presented in a mock Q&A format, the article humorously misattributes symptoms to "feeling stressed about the state of the world," identifies "The Hantavirus Challenge" participants as high-risk, and blames an HR manager for approving patient zero's PTO request. It ends with a darkly comedic note about the cruise being "a little more in."