Job Applicant Rejected for 'Pig Boy' Position with Sarcastic Email
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A job applicant named Mark McCarthy receives a rejection email for the position of 'pig boy,' with the company sarcastically acknowledging his supposed skills at eating slop, rolling in mud, and snorting for truffles while being pelted with objects. The email states they've chosen another candidate but will keep his resume on file.
Key quotes
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the company would be sure to keep McCarthy's resume on file in the event it again needed someone to stick his hoggish snout in the dirt and snort around for truffles while being pelted with
Dashing his hopes of taking on the new opportunity, local job applicant Mark McCarthy was reportedly informed by email Wednesday that the role of pig boy had already been filled
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