A short story by Roger Zelazny about a dragon named Dart who dreams prophetically of a knight named George. When George arrives, instead of fighting, he proposes a business deal: he wants to hire Dart to fake an abduction of a baron's daughter so George can "rescue" her and win her hand in marriage. George's true motive is not love but inheriting the baron's
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This appears to be a satirical news article from The Onion, America's self-proclaimed "Finest News Source," with a fictional headline about airborne transmission of "Mar-A-Lago Face." The content includes typical Onion website elements like weather updates with humorous commentar
The Onion·2mo ago·7 min readA satirical article reports on a fictional study claiming that 93% of American baby boomers were fathered by a single hyper-fertile milkman, based on supposed DNA analysis from Caltech researchers. The article presents this absurd genetic finding as a groundbreaking discovery, co
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