Idaho Passes 'Death With Indignity' Law Allowing Terminally Ill to Be Crushed by Vending Machines
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
The Idaho Legislature passed a new 'death with indignity' law allowing terminally ill individuals to choose death by being crushed by falling vending machines, described as a slow, painful, and embarrassing method. The bipartisan measure is seen as a victory for advocates of the right to end one's life in total humiliation.
Key quotes
· 1 pulledAcross our state, people dying of incurable diseases will now have the right to choose a slow, painful, and really embarrassing death.
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