Friend's Secretive Restaurant Order Causes Social Awkwardness
By
The Onion Staff
Lightly browned and well buttered. A solid pick from the rack.
Summary
A humorous article about a social dining situation where a friend becomes unusually secretive about her restaurant order, causing confusion and mild tension among the group. The piece satirizes the minor social awkwardness that can occur when someone is unexpectedly evasive about their food choice.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledHello, Earth to Sarah, we asked you what you're getting
I don't understand—why is it a secret? Do you think we're going to copy you or something?
It's not like I'm going to ask to split it. I already know what I want
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