53-Year-Old Man Firmly Declines Boba Addition to His Tea at St. Louis Café
By
The Onion Staff
Day-old at best. Try it dunked in something stronger.
Summary
A 53-year-old man named Aaron Strickland at a St. Louis bubble tea shop firmly rejects the cashier's suggestion to add 'popping boba' to his drink, emphasizing his serious demeanor and preference for a simple black tea without any fancy additions.
Key quotes
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"I would just like a hot tea without any froufrou shit"
"I am a serious man, and I simply want a regular black tea with a little bit of"
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