Defector Funbag: Reader Letters on Pop-Tarts, Mediocrity, and Cooking Disasters
By
Drew Magary
Sesame, salt, and substance. A flagship bake.
Summary
A humorous weekly advice column (Defector Funbag) that answers reader letters on various lighthearted topics, including the proper way to eat a Pop-Tart, cooking mishaps, coming to terms with mediocrity, and actors playing private investigators. The tone is conversational, comedic, and opinion-driven.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledThis is the most important question this column has ever received.
People might tell you there's no wrong way to eat a Pop-Tart. Those people deserve to be ch
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag.
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