Couple Argues About Husband's Egg Preferences at Cincinnati Diner
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The Onion Staff
Even the toaster can't save this one.
Summary
A Cincinnati couple, Steven and Lorraine Helms, publicly argue at a diner about how the husband likes his eggs, with Lorraine insisting she knows his preferences after 40 years of marriage while their adult child watches silently.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledNo, I tried making them over-hard that one time, and it ruined your whole day, remember?
You have liked a good runny yolk since as long as I've known you.
I also don't think 'poached' means
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