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Fortune 500 CEO Worries Younger Partner Only Values His Business Acumen

By

The Onion Staff

9mo ago· 2 min readen

Summary

A 57-year-old Fortune 500 CEO expresses insecurity that his 23-year-old girlfriend is only interested in him for his business expertise and professional connections rather than genuine romantic interest.

Key quotes

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I'm trying not to let it get to me, but deep down I can't help feeling she's just like all the rest and only with me because she wants networking tips and access to my strong client base
a tale as old as time, really
In an intense bout of insecurity and wariness toward his partner's superficial focus
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PHOENIX—In an intense bout of insecurity and wariness toward his partner’s superficial focus, Fortune 500 CEO William Freitag, 57, reportedly expressed concerns Thursday that the 23-year-old woman he was currently dating was only into him for his keen bus

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