Dunkin’ Stops Charging for Menu Items Due to Poor Quality
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The Onion Staff
Even the toaster can't save this one.
Summary
Dunkin’ announced it will no longer charge customers for its menu items, citing the poor quality and depressing nature of its food. CEO David Hoffmann expressed reluctance to take money for what he described as 'pathetic' and 'greasy' meals.
Key quotes
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We no longer have the heart to charge customers money for such horrible, depressing meals.
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