Chick-fil-A Announces Bun Halves Must Be Married Before Becoming Sandwich
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Summary
Chick-fil-A announced that the two halves of each bun used in their sandwiches must be formally married before becoming a sandwich, in accordance with the company's values. The CEO stated this policy applies to all sandwiches and ensures the bread is "joined together in the eyes of God," providing clarity about their food production standards.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledIn accordance with Chick-fil-A's values, the bread used in all our sandwiches—from the jalapeño ranch club to our original classic chicken—are required to be formally joined together in the eyes of God
Hoping to provide clarity to consumers about their company's food production standards, Chick-fil-A officials announced Monday that the two halves of each bun served in their restaurants must be married before becoming a sandwich
fans of their signature entrées could rest easy without having to worry that the freshly made
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