Aldi CEO Reportedly Chased Away from Whole Foods Dumpsters
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Summary
Aldi CEO Atty McGrath was reportedly chased away from dumpsters behind a Whole Foods store in Naperville, Illinois, where she was allegedly rummaging for expired food items to stock her discount grocery chain's shelves. Employees described multiple incidents of finding her removing labels from expired cans and scraping mold off produce.
Key quotes
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We keep finding her rooting around our bins looking for food items she can stock her shelves with
team members had found the discount grocery chain's top executive peeling the 365 labels off expired cans of beans or scraping mold off a carton of raspberries
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