Disney Executive Satirically Tells Daughter Only Disney Characters Allowed on Fridge
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The Onion Staff
A respectable bake. You'd come back tomorrow for another.
Summary
A Disney executive humorously tells his 2-year-old daughter that only artwork featuring Disney's intellectual property is allowed on their refrigerator, rejecting her original drawing of an octopus-like creature because it lacks an existing fan base. The article satirizes corporate culture and intellectual property obsession through a family interaction.
Key quotes
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only artwork featuring the company's intellectual property was permitted on the fridge
Encouraging the child to explore the conglomerate's vast catalog of characters and copyrights
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