Applebee's Patron Provided Loaner Stained Hoodie for Dress Code Compliance
By
The Onion Staff
A touch underbaked. Edible, but you'll want a strong coffee alongside.
Summary
Applebee's diner provided loaner stained hoodie to improperly dressed patron to comply with dress code.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledI’m sorry, sir, but we cannot seat you unless you are wearing something more in line with this establishment’s dress code.
The other diners would just be more comfortable around someone properly attired in a black hoodie that bore the remnants of barbecue sauce and other stains.
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