Satirical Headline Roundup Includes Anti-Vaxxer Dating App Mention
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The Onion Staff
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The article discusses Unjected, a dating app launched in 2021 specifically for unvaccinated individuals, which has grown to 65,000 active users. However, the actual content provided appears to be a collection of absurd, satirical headlines (e.g., "Anti-Vaxxer Dating App Gaining Popularity," "Mormon Family Trying To Ignore Dog’s Huge Boner," "Gay Man Comes Out To Cat") rather than a substantive article. The content reads like a list of joke headlines or a satirical news roundup, with no actual reporting, analysis, or depth on the dating app topic.
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· 3 pulledAnti-Vaxxer Dating App Gaining Popularity
Unjected, a dating app for unvaccinated people that began in 2021, has been gaining popularity, currently boasting 65,000 active users.
Mormon Family Trying To Ignore Dog's Huge Boner
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