Man Claiming World's Smallest Penis Seeks Donations for Enlargement Surgery
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TMZ Staff
Summary
A man claiming to have the world's smallest penis is publicly soliciting donations to fund enlargement surgery, seeking to capitalize on his brief moment of internet fame. The article is a short, sensationalized news blurb about his crowdfunding appeal.
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· 3 pulledWorld's Smallest Penis Guy
Help Me Plump My Junk!!!
The man who claims to have the smallest penis in the world is looking to extend his 15 minutes -- and his meat -- IF he can score financial aid from the public.
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