Wilson Unveils Tennis Balls With Stronger New-Ball Smell
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The Onion Staff
Summary
Wilson Sporting Goods has announced a new line of tennis balls that are humorously claimed to contain an even stronger "new-ball smell." The satirical piece features a Wilson spokesperson explaining that the balls have been dipped in as much chemical fragrance as possible, and the pressurized cans have been reformulated to release a potent odor plume capable of filling an entire home.
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The OnionWilson Unveils Tennis Balls With Stronger New-Ball Smelltheonion.comKey quotes
· 2 pulledWe know tennis fans love that bright chemical fragrance, so we dipped these balls in as much smell as they could physically absorb.
The second you crack a can open, it'll be li
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