WHO Reportedly Recommends Bathroom Drug Use for Anxiety Relief
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
The World Health Organization has released guidelines recommending that people with anxiety sneak off to bathrooms to use drugs like pills, marijuana, or cocaine to relieve stress in overwhelming social situations. The guidelines suggest this time-honored method can significantly mitigate anxiety symptoms when feeling uncomfortable in public or at friends' homes.
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· 2 pulledWhether you're feeling uncomfortable while out in public or in the home of a friend or relative, you can significantly mitigate symptoms by getting yourself to a quiet space, taking a deep breath, and blocking your emotions with pills, marijuana, or cocaine
In a recommendation of the time-honored method for relieving stress in overwhelming social situations, the World Health Organization released new guidelines Tuesday for the treatment of anxiety by sneaking off to do drugs in the bathroom
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